Hope this works, I've read about these but never really tried anything. So here we go.

Why does the sun always shine when I'm in the office, and why does it always rain when I'm not? Guess that's life! I can't wait for the football season to start, I know it's only just finished, but hey, I'm a guy! Sick to the back teeth of the Beckham saga, should he stay or should he go? I wish he'd just bugger off!